I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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