Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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