Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
