She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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