There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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