Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and she was petting her beer can
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I need a beard to bite.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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