she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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