fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
