After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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