are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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