So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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