thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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