I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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