I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
