i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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