Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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