last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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