"it" just moved
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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