Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
50% drunk capacity currently
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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