weddingsv make me drug and hornr
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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