I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
