so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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