Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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