he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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