Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I look better un-naked...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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