Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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