You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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