no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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