sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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