Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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