3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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