thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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