David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I smell like Dick and happiness
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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