just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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