Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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