I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
dude. I can hear the air.
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