Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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