doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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