i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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