Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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