fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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