At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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