Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
