we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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