whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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