Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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