if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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