question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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