Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
