I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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