I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I am one with the molecules
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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