I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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